Wednesday, February 9, 2011

pet peeves: carlie edition.

OH MY GOODNESS.

-When you wait in a SUPER SLOW/LONG line for something that ends up taking less than two minutes.

-When you're listening to your headphones and the piano in your house is being played really loud.

-When grapefruit juice gets in your eye.

-When you're totally free to hang out, and then you remember, "oh yeah. I can't."

-When you can't find that one thing you just barely had. (that pen, that website, that chocolate kiss, that list of items, etc.)

-When you look forward to leftover chinese food all day long and then come home to find that your sister has finished it off.

Friday, January 28, 2011

I cannot believe this actually happened... oh wait. yes I can.

Here it is.
The one you've been waiting for.
I just need to let you all know how much I love this movie.
definitely one of my top 5.

I know I said maybe to telling you of Preference.... but I have another story instead.
This is a story of PET PEEVES.
actually just one pet peeve.
It all started in class one day. I decided to get some food out of my backpack.
Then I could tell that the question was welling up inside of her.

She watched me with bated breath.... I could tell what was coming.  Little did I know the impact it would have on me.  No one could have predicted what she would do next.
We sat locked in each others' gaze.  I could tell what was coming, and I couldn't bring myself to eat that apple in front of her.  But I was STARVING.  So I did what any other teenage boy would do.
I turned around.

It didn't work.... I swear I could hear her saliva plinking as it dropped onto her desk. It made me feel bad.... It was like the sound of sad saliva... crying saliva.
Then IT happened.
She actually snapped her fingers at me.  Then called my name trying to get my attention.
then she asked for my apple. "Please? I'm starving." well so am I, sister. Back off.
Too bad I could never say that to her.
I gave in.  I gave it to her.
I shouldn't have.
Just so you all know.... Snapping is not good.
don't do it.
ever.
or I may break your thumbs.
then you won't be able to snap ever.


special thanks to Jessicalyn. My only friend who can't snap. Yep she rocks. Isn't that a great trait?
--CADE

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Wow... Really?

Ok everyone.
This is Cade.  Not Carlie.
And no. I'm not writing this post in computer tech.  I'm at home.
I only have a few things to say.
1. GO COUGS!
2. A cold may be the worst thing ever invented.  seriously I've felt like all of this day has been a dream.
3. Congrats to John and Emma. Good luck with the babe.
4. I promise that my next post will be a lot cooler and more famous than this one. (maybe if you're all good, I'll tell you all about preference.)
5. Psych may be the very best medicine.  Seriously. It works better than ibuprofen.
Peace and Blessins - Cade

commence word vomit

hello?

this is me...

(me is carlie. cade is the other one.)

And now that that's out of the way, I won't spend any more time talking about myself, or more specifically, what I love, or what I do for fun, or what my hobbies are. If you REALLY want to know all of that wonderful stuff, click on this link. (I'm just ALL OVER the internet.) I'll just spit out some random things for you. SO. BUCKLE UP.

Sarcasm might be a secret talent of mine. Lot's of things I say should probably be taken with at least a few grains of salt. (that being said, I am capable of being serious...I AM serious. I guess what I'm really trying to say is that I enjoy writing sarcastically, and I enjoy being cynical sometimes, and usually I don't get to do that. so. here I am. being sort of sarcastic. maybe. you decide.)

I love pizza. So much. I would eat pizza for lunch and dinner everyday if it didn't involve gaining enormous amounts of weight. (thank you, unwritten-rule-against-girls-always-eating-pizza. Cade could probably eat pizza for every meal and still be somewhat healthy. show me the justice. [I love being female. for the record.] )